What is wrong with them?!

Now seriously, what is going on with these gentlemen in the following pictures? 

Why do they wear these incredibly horrible, not mention ridiculously stupid looking shoes? I'm fully aware that so-called 'wedges' are absolutely in this spring and that you NEED to have them (if you're a female). But PLEASE, can anyone help these confused male bloggers? Just because some freak on lookbook, ( here 's the guy I'm ranting about) who obviously aspires to copy poor Martin Cohn, wears them does NOT mean that it's the type of shoe someone should wear. Wedges look only right on fashion shows, they are a pice of art and nothing else. They're useless in every other aspect, also they're uncomfortable and can really deform your gorgeous young feet.

The hapless male models need to pose in these things:

1. Martin Cohn (see above) 

 

2. Charles Guislain (he's a male model, I'm not kidding!)

3. James Allen

So, why not try some espandrilles? They're just as cool as high heels and very fashionable this season. Get some from Toms,  Keds, or whatever. They stand for summer, beaching and lots of SUN and FUN!

I totally adore this pair:

 

but these are also great:

Yes, yes, yes, this is what we need this season.